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><channel><title>aNDRIIpOPA&#039;s blog &#187; Retorice</title> <atom:link href="http://www.andriipopa.ro/tag/retorice/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro</link> <description>Idei si nu prea...</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:18:24 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator> <item><title>A fuma sau a nu fuma? Aceasta-i intrebarea!</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/21/a-fuma-sau-a-nu-fuma-aceasta-i-intrebarea.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=a-fuma-sau-a-nu-fuma-aceasta-i-intrebarea</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/21/a-fuma-sau-a-nu-fuma-aceasta-i-intrebarea.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 11:30:01 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category><guid
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=961</guid> <description><![CDATA[Tocmai am primit confirmarea că în România învăţământul e la pământ. Nu, nu e vorba de rezultatele de la BAC, deşi şi ele vin să confirme că &#8220;ai noştri tineri&#8221; pierd vremea prin baruri sau &#8220;pă net&#8221; (eu aş zice că pe hai-faiv, unde devin &#8220;carne de tun&#8221; pentru BadPitzi). Este vorba de măreaţa presă [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/06/limba-noastra-romaneasca.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>6</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Adevărata criză&#8230;</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/05/adevarata-criza.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=adevarata-criza</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/05/adevarata-criza.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:11:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[critici]]></category> <category><![CDATA[economice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[legi si faradelegi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=957</guid> <description><![CDATA[Mai în glumă, mai în serios, catalogăm România ca fiind o ţară bananieră. Departe de adevăr. România e o ţară pruniferă sau corcoduşieră. Mai bine spus ERA! Am ajuns de râsul curcilor! Ia uite aici, prune uscate import Argentina. În curând vom importa şi pălinca, salamul de Sibiu, puii de Crevedia. Iar ca moţ, costumele [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/05/adevarata-criza.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>7</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Cine o fi primul? Bine ca urma scapa turma&#8230;</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/01/cine-o-fi-primul-bine-ca-urma-scapa-turma.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=cine-o-fi-primul-bine-ca-urma-scapa-turma</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/01/cine-o-fi-primul-bine-ca-urma-scapa-turma.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 20:57:50 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[eterna si fascinanta Romanie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[reclame]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=951</guid> <description><![CDATA[Cica in lume au fost pana acum 3 (trei) ziare in format 3D. In Romania avem de azi 2 (doua). Simultan! Ambele de sport. Ambele se lauda cu intaietatea. Pe care sa il credem? Care e primul? Sau care e &#8220;mai&#8221; primul? Se aude, adevarata mama Omida?]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/01/cine-o-fi-primul-bine-ca-urma-scapa-turma.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Amintiri din epoca de piatră</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/29/amintiri-din-epoca-de-piatra.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=amintiri-din-epoca-de-piatra</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/29/amintiri-din-epoca-de-piatra.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 29 Jun 2010 11:28:26 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Andreea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Oradea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[critici]]></category> <category><![CDATA[eterna si fascinanta Romanie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=948</guid> <description><![CDATA[Îmi cer mii de scuze celor ce îmi citesc blogul (da, ăia 2 sau 3 ) pentru că nu am mai scris. Motive am cu ghiotura, dar să încep cu începutul. În primul rând mulţumesc celor ce m-au sunat să mă îndrume să fac rost de Flixotide (până la urmă am călcat-o pe Melinda de [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/29/amintiri-din-epoca-de-piatra.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>8</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Povestea apei calde este doar o poveste</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/17/povestea-apei-calde-este-doar-o-poveste.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=povestea-apei-calde-este-doar-o-poveste</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/17/povestea-apei-calde-este-doar-o-poveste.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 20:30:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Oradea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[critici]]></category> <category><![CDATA[eterna si fascinanta Romanie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[mirifica jungla urbana]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=938</guid> <description><![CDATA[Si asta in plin mileniu 3. Intr-o tara ce se pretinde europeana, intr-un oras ce se pretinde putin mai burghez decat restu&#8217; lumii. Probabil retraim momentele de glorie ale burgheziei evului mediu, cand spalatul mai des de odata pe an era o jignire si un motiv intemeiat de a lipsi din societate. Dupa atata amar [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/17/povestea-apei-calde-este-doar-o-poveste.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>1</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Coltul cu zvonuri &#8211; 12.05.2010</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/12/coltul-cu-zvonuri-12-05-2010.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=coltul-cu-zvonuri-12-05-2010</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/12/coltul-cu-zvonuri-12-05-2010.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 11:25:06 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Oradea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[critici]]></category> <category><![CDATA[economice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[eterna si fascinanta Romanie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[politice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[legi si faradelegi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[politichia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=848</guid> <description><![CDATA[Am auzit azi un zvon care ma pune destul de serios pe ganduri. Ar trebui sa-l puna si pe mister Bolojan. Si nu doar pe el. Zice asa: de la 1 iunie, educatoarele din Oradea (deocamdata e vorba de cateva gradinite), isi vor da demisia in bloc. Asta pentru ca deja primaria le-a redus salariile [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/12/coltul-cu-zvonuri-12-05-2010.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>8</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dileme existentiale</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/20/dileme-existentiale.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=dileme-existentiale</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/20/dileme-existentiale.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:29:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[teorii]]></category><guid
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=713</guid> <description><![CDATA[Suntem in postura chelului, adica nu avem drumuri decat de nivel de ev mediu. Linistiti putem circula cu caruta sau pur si simplu calare, atat pe drum cat si pe langa drum. In schimb politia rutiera a cumparat radare ultra-pertformante, pe care le detectezi doar in momentul in care te-au tras in poza. Si sunt [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/03/01/chelul-si-tichia-de-margaritar.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Semne bune anul are, dar si semne de-ntrebare&#8230;.</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/02/25/semne-bune-anul-are-dar-si-semne-de-ntrebare.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=semne-bune-anul-are-dar-si-semne-de-ntrebare</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/02/25/semne-bune-anul-are-dar-si-semne-de-ntrebare.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 08:56:20 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[bancuri]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[critici]]></category> <category><![CDATA[economice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[eterna si fascinanta Romanie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[politice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scrieri]]></category> <category><![CDATA[legi si faradelegi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[politichia]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[teorii]]></category><guid
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