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><channel><title>aNDRIIpOPA&#039;s blog &#187; scurte</title> <atom:link href="http://www.andriipopa.ro/tag/scurte/feed" rel="self" type="application/rss+xml" /><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro</link> <description>Idei si nu prea...</description> <lastBuildDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 12:18:24 +0000</lastBuildDate> <language>en</language> <sy:updatePeriod>hourly</sy:updatePeriod> <sy:updateFrequency>1</sy:updateFrequency> <generator>http://wordpress.org/?v=3.0</generator> <item><title>Adevărata criză&#8230;</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/05/adevarata-criza.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=adevarata-criza</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/07/05/adevarata-criza.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 05 Jul 2010 11:11:59 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[critici]]></category> <category><![CDATA[economice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[legi si faradelegi]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category><guid
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isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=936</guid> <description><![CDATA[Era să şi uit cum au trecut trei luni de când m-am lăsat de fumat. Mai exact din 15 martie. Bravo mie! Să mă ţină de data asta!]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/16/aniversare.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Precizare (08.05.2010)</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/08/precizare-08-05-2010.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=precizare-08-05-2010</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/08/precizare-08-05-2010.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 10:38:32 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Andreea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=927</guid> <description><![CDATA[Ştiu că nu am prea scris în ultima vreme, dar&#8230; găsesc io imediat o scuză! De fapt nu trebuie să găsesc. Am fost cam negru de supărare în ultima vreme (cred că se vede şi în ultimele postări). Supărarea consta în faptul că Andreea mi-a rupt un semn de pe faţă acum trei săptămâni, iar [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/06/08/precizare-08-05-2010.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>10</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Scurte (18.05.2010)</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/18/scurte-18-05-2010.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=scurte-18-05-2010</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/18/scurte-18-05-2010.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 18 May 2010 08:29:02 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=871</guid> <description><![CDATA[- Nu va urma un nou război mondial ci o luptă acerbă pentru pace în urma căreia nu va mai rămâne piatră pe piatră. - Oare ce scrie pe spatele Statuii Libertăţii? &#8220;MADE IN CHINA&#8221;?]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/18/scurte-18-05-2010.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Lecţie de ecologie &#8211; partea a doua</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/17/lectie-de-ecologie-partea-a-doua.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=lectie-de-ecologie-partea-a-doua</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/17/lectie-de-ecologie-partea-a-doua.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 13:05:27 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Andreea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=860</guid> <description><![CDATA[Când credeam că apele s-au mai liniştit după povestea de data trecută, o păţesc din nou. Sau mai bine zis nu m-am învăţat minte de atunci. Iată aşadar faptele. Vineri, aflând că vine pe la noi potopul, îmi trece prin minte să tai toată iarba prin curte (idei puţine şi fixe) ca să nu mă [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/17/lectie-de-ecologie-partea-a-doua.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Lectie de ecologie</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/11/lectie-de-ecologie.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=lectie-de-ecologie</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/11/lectie-de-ecologie.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 19:58:37 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Andreea]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scrieri]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=839</guid> <description><![CDATA[Azi am avut de luptat cu un militant ecologist, mai ceva decat cei din Greenpeace! M-am apucat sa tai iarba din fata casei si de prin curtea bunicii sotiei. O sa ziceti ca-s baiat bun, dar fiica-mea nu a fost de aceeasi parere: cum am bagat trimmerul in functiune, a inceput sa vocifereze ca o [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/11/lectie-de-ecologie.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>5</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Ziua barbatului?</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/05/ziua-barbatului.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=ziua-barbatului</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/05/ziua-barbatului.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 05 May 2010 09:17:49 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category> <category><![CDATA[teorii]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=833</guid> <description><![CDATA[Daca acum ceva vreme intrebam care o fi ziua barbatului, iata ca Bergenbier incearca sa induca ideea ca ar fi in data de 5 mai. Sper sa mai vina si alte marci de bere cu initiative de genul asta, dar fiecare in alta zi (de vara pe cat posibil), ca sa putem sarbatori din plin. [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/05/05/ziua-barbatului.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>2</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Scurte (26.04.2010)</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/26/scurte-26-04-2010.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=scurte-26-04-2010</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/26/scurte-26-04-2010.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Mon, 26 Apr 2010 07:03:32 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[critici]]></category> <category><![CDATA[economice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[eterna si fascinanta Romanie]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Romania simply surprising]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=796</guid> <description><![CDATA[Auzita la coada la administratia financiara (legat de programele de declaratii lunare ale finantelor): - &#8220;Suntem ditai economistii, dar daca un program spune ca nu se poate face ceva ce stim ca e legal din punct de vedere contabil, ne conformam si zicem si noi ca badea Ion: &#60;&#60;asa zice calculatorul!!&#62;&#62;&#8221;]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/26/scurte-26-04-2010.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>0</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Dileme existentiale</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/20/dileme-existentiale.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=dileme-existentiale</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/20/dileme-existentiale.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Tue, 20 Apr 2010 18:29:29 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[Romania]]></category> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[opinii]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category> <category><![CDATA[ganduri cu voce tare]]></category> <category><![CDATA[Retorice]]></category> <category><![CDATA[teorii]]></category><guid
isPermaLink="false">http://www.andriipopa.ro/?p=789</guid> <description><![CDATA[1. Ma intreb daca sa spal masina. Asta ca tot a fost azi o zi insorita si frumoasa. Dar daca maine ploua? O fac iar cum a fost, poate chiar mai murdara! Deci nu o spal, pentru ca e ca un facut: de cat ori spal eu masina vine ploaia sau macar picura putin, cat [...]]]></description> <wfw:commentRss>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/20/dileme-existentiale.html/feed</wfw:commentRss> <slash:comments>4</slash:comments> </item> <item><title>Am supravietuit</title><link>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/14/am-supravietuit.html?utm_source=rss&amp;utm_medium=rss&amp;utm_campaign=am-supravietuit</link> <comments>http://www.andriipopa.ro/2010/04/14/am-supravietuit.html#comments</comments> <pubDate>Wed, 14 Apr 2010 13:10:13 +0000</pubDate> <dc:creator>aNDRIIpOPA</dc:creator> <category><![CDATA[andriipopa]]></category> <category><![CDATA[blog]]></category> <category><![CDATA[scurte]]></category><guid
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